bitrates:

Simple tips to gain my friendship:

1) Have a cat
2) Show me pictures of your cat
3) Invite me over to pet your cat
4) Be a cat

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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maedhrys:

Ravenclaws that go through existential crises every other week because of things they’re reading though

  • like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE POTIONS HOMEWORK? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OTHER MEANS OF TORTURE ARE ACTUALLY MORE ETHICAL THAN THE CRUCIATUS AND IF NOT THEN WHY ARE…
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leguy94:

Let me hold your hand while I eat you out.

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marshaloves1d:

thorinmyside:

hiphopfightssnacks:

omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something

LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Please ask your dad where he got the profanity filter at. I am going to do this to everyone’s computer. PLEASE TELL ME

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katieotter:

Lights released a new song (Up We Go) and I’ve been listening to it non stop. I’m super excited for her new album, so I drew the Little Machines  album artwork! So many colors. 
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ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.
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