theme
i loved once
never again

j-anelle:

Too much sex on my dash and not enough in my bed

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

obedearuh:

trapped in a rotting body on a dying planet in a mysterious dimension controlled by an unknown force

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.
Anonymous: You're an amazing person and don't even doubt it and I can see you're going through a hard time but things will get better! <3

I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society